WE'RE ALL DRIFT DUMMIES Tee

$30.00

If you’ve ever dumped the clutch, spun out, or pretended it was intentional—welcome home.

  • Big, bold statement so no one questions your allegiance

  • Comfy cotton so you can send it all day without chafing your commitment to chaos

  • Makes you instantly 34% more approachable to other dummies*
    (*statistic made up, but it feels right)

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If you’ve ever dumped the clutch, spun out, or pretended it was intentional—welcome home.

  • Big, bold statement so no one questions your allegiance

  • Comfy cotton so you can send it all day without chafing your commitment to chaos

  • Makes you instantly 34% more approachable to other dummies*
    (*statistic made up, but it feels right)